Welcome to LampoonTang's selection of literary waste. Please scroll down to the bottom to get your fill.
Buy The Ticket, Take The Ride
The Parasol Files, starting with Hi De Ho, Infecterino!, is LJ Rowe's acid-drenched love letter to sixties counterculture, eighties excess, zombie fiction and video games, and good old fashion dick jokes. Featuring characters as disparate as a nascent rock star, an adult bookstore worker, an ugly stick bashed bioweapon researcher, and even a sapient crow or two, this series is not for the faint of heart or butt. Set in London, California, New Jersey, and more, you'll be turning page after page of non-stop action and bizarre situations, along with plenty of laughs to make sure you fall out of your chair whilst pondering the nature of the universe. Cheaper than a trip to Burning Man and having your ear chewed off by atarry-eyed tripper or paying a stand up comedian to regale you with stories about their mushroom trips, The Parasol Files is one hell of a fungal infection. Dive into Hi De Ho, Infecterino! today to mainline this trippy plague!
Fear And Loathing In Limongema
You want a psychoactive biography? A too-insane-to-belive autobiography of the functionally psychotic therianthrope LJ Rowe, formerly known as Andrew Marc Rowe? You're not going to get one for free, capice? Lounging Jaguar: Sex, Drugs & Ayahuasca is a quaint little venture into the vast psychedelic recesses of a mind on a quest for itself. It's the story of how a mild-mannered lawyer with dreams of becoming an author plunged into the mystic on his way to self-actualization (and out of licensing at the bar). It's raunchy, perverse, and illuminating, or at least according to LJ Rowe's rabid, pornographic, poignant, and hilarious version of enlightenment. Too weird to live, too deviant to die. As author Marc Richard said of the first chapter, 'it's like Hunter S. Thompson jizzed in Andrew Marc Rowe's asshole.'